A man is driving home with a sack full of groceries. Absentmindedly he reaches into the bag, pulls out a doughnut, and takes a big bite. After chewing the big heavy doughnut for a few moments he realizes he needs milk and fumbles around in the bag for some. He pulls out a gallon jug of milk and is gleefully chugging it down with one hand while still driving with the other. all of a sudden he sees a cow in the road and has to swerve to avoid hitting it. The jug of milk goes flying out the window and explodes on the pavement. The man screeches to a hault and gives out a scream of anguish. Then he turns to look at the milk cow and a light bulb goes off in his head.
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