2) The rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.
3) No male can possibly know all the rules.
4) If the female suspects the male knows the rules, she may immediately change all or some of the rules.
5) The female is never wrong.
6) If the female is wrong, it is because of some flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7) If rule six applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8) The female can change her mind at any given time.
9) The male must never change his mind without the written consent of the female.
10) The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12) The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13) Any attempt to document these rules by the male could result in severe bodily harm.
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