19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to the side.
17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail"
15. Fire Hydrant icon simply too damn frustrating.
14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing "www.pethouse.com" instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
12. Not all are fooled by the Chuckwagon screen saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail wagging.
10. Oh...but they WILL..with the introduction of Microsoft Opposable Thumb
9. Three words......Carpal Paw Syndrome.
8. Because Dogs are not GEEKS! Now cats on the other hand.......
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating your voice recognition software.
6. SmellU-Smellme still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough. GREP and AWK are out of the question.
4. Saliva coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuver.
3. Get annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
And the number one reason K-9's don't use computers...................
1. Heubn tfh lpoo9k nefk snbnb37nfc wrkkljkewruy mklasjd83jhjjncz8........
(Too damn hard to type with paws)
Back to Mind Scrap *T*.
