Got this as an email forward.
3: Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
4: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
5: Why is a boxing ring square?
6: Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
7: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8: Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
9: Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10: Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
11: Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13: Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
14: Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
15: Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
16: Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
17: Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
18: You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
19: Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
20: Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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