Presidential candidates more likely to stop mid-speech and sniff base of podium.
Cats must report addresses to post office every year.
Procter and Gamble introduces new liver flavored crest.
Drinking from toilet no longer a faux pas.
Museums filled with still lifes of table scraps.
Constitutional amendment extends right to vote to wolves.
TV commercial altered so dog catches and devours little chuck wagon.
Monument in Washington commemorates "Our Neutered Brothers".
All motorists must drive with head out of car window.
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