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Movie Cliches: Bodily Functions


People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health.


Only exception to the above is when they're dying. A cough is a symptom of terminal illness.


Menstruation is an unknown phenomenon in movies. Female movie characters are all immune from it.


You can eat as much as you want in a film and you'll never EVER have to go to the bathroom.


Vomit is portrayed by distant toilet flush. Nobody ever throws-up on the carpet.


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