Hyperlink Me Outta Here!
Wot? Leaving so soon! But we were just going to have a party! ((Be-Beep!)) Uh, hang on, my interstellar communicator is beeping. ((Be-Beep!)) {Yes, hello? What is it? ... Oh. Really? Oops. So we *want* them to go? Hmph, and I was trying to be cordial. See if I ever do that again. What? Of course I'll get them gone. I'll see ya in ten, then. Yes, yes, I'll be there!} Sorry about that. Apparently we're having the party because you are leaving. Oops. Shouldn't have said that. Sorry. Well, let's just find you a nice little earth-link to go to, shall we? Wot, you don't want to go now? But you have to go now or I'll be late, and they're expecting me! Come on, be nice and just pick a link!
Choose:
Will you be a good little space tourist and go pick an earth-link?
Or are you going to be snarky and run away from your wonderful tour guide?
