Down to the Asteroid Belt!
You decide to head down towards the asteroid belt. No one would be crazy enough to follow you into all those asteroids. Don't know what that says about your state of mind, however. But down you go! After a few lucky misses and too-close close calls, your Space Cruiser is unfortunately whacked a good one by a rather large asteroid. You plummet (well, not really plummet so much as hurtle) toward another rather large asteroid. You find yourself berating well, you for choosing to go this ridiculous direction. Down is always bad! And the words "Down to Doom!" echo in your mind. As you make contact with another asteroid, this one ripping your ship in half, you think how nice it would be to still be in the Earth-Link Transport Room, with that nice tour guide Ham Navii.
