"Oh, okay," says Yo Joe, a bit deflated. "Navii, why don't you show our tourist friend to the Earth-link Transport Room so that they may leave."
"Sure," Ham Navii says, frowning slightly. "Come on," she continues, "follow me."
You do, and Ham Navii takes you directly to the Earth-links so that you may go elsewhere, where crazy people don't live. And you are quite happy with this decision, but you always have a nagging thought, "What if I had been a Tour Guide?"
