This song needs to be sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" for the right effect.
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When I feel like,
I should go NOW,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply devour a box of bran muffins,
And then I don't feel. . . .so bad!
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Scribbling words on the tub with shampoo,
Finding on the floor what looks like dog poo,
All the magazines from Womens Day to Vogue,
I should stay in there until I'm quite old.
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When some grouches,
Pound on the door,
They make me so mad,
But I simply devour a box of granola,
And then I don't feel. . . .so bad!
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Irregularity and constipation,
Eating the hotdogs at Grand Central Station,
Munching on hotdogs with pickles and mayo,
Things like that sure can make for a bad day-o.
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When the world,
Wants my toilet,
When I'm feeling had,
I simply devour some grapenuts and soda,
And then I don't feel. . . .so bad!
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