(Two-headed Guy trying to get a date): “We lost our phone number. Can we have yours?”
Hockey Player #1: “What’s your problem?”
Hockey Player #2: “I’m having girl troubles.”
Hockey Player #1: “With a girl?”
(Taco Bell Dog drives up in big Stars Wars tank)
Taco Bell Dog: “Look what I found!”
(For a Papa Murphy's commercial)
Customer: “Where’s my pizza?”
Employee: “It’s on its way.”
Customer: “What do you mean ‘it’s on its way’?”
Employee: “Well, it’s not here, and apparently it’s not there, so. . . It’s on its way.”
(For a cell phone service)
(Woman doing the “I gotta pee” dance, debating between two doors, one says Mars, one says Venus)
(Calls planetarium on cell phone)
Man at Planetarium: “Hello, planetarium.”
Woman on Cell Phone: “Venus or Mars? Which am I? Quick!”
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