(Source is most likely some movie)
“Ak-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to take out everybody in the room...accept no substitutes.”
(Source is most likely some movie)
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: “Did you guys see the size of that chicken?”
(Source is most likely some movie)
Frank Bannister: “You are SUCH and asshole.”
Milton Dammers: “I’m an asshole... with an Uzi!”
(Source is most likely some movie)
“Just me and my little knife, hee hee, poke, poke!”
(Source is most likely some movie)
“I guess it doesn’t really matter since I kind of blew up all the evidence.”
(Unknown Source)
“When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack them in the head.”
(Unknown Source)
“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”
(Unknown Source)
“One good turn gets most of the blankets.”
(Unknown Source)
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.”
(Unknown Source)
“Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.”
(Unknown Source)
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”
(Anonymous Source)
“To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.”
(Anonymous Source)
“Even the blind squirrel gets a nut once in awhile.”
(Anonymous Source)
“When an organization wants you to do right, it asks for your integrity; when it wants you to do wrong, it demands your loyalty.”
(Anonymous Source)
(Talking of what police brutality is)
“Brutality is when we hit back.”
(Anonymous Source)
“It takes less time to do a job right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
(Anonymous Source)
“The simplest questions are the hardest to answer.”
(Anonymous Source)
“If you want to do something you will find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.”
(Anonymous Source)
“Time is money, especially when you’re talking to a lawyer.”
(Anonymous Source)
“Speaking without thinking is like shooting without taking aim.”
(Anonymous Source)
“Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.”
(Anonymous Source)
"Children are said to be delinquent when they reach the stage where they want to do what their parents are doing."
(Anonymous Source)
“Some people are like popcorn. You don’t learn what they’re really made of until you put heat under them.”
(Unknown Source)
"How does the guy that drives the snowplow get to work?"
(Unknown Source)
"If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
(Unknown Source)
"When sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?"
(Unknown Source)
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?"
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