(After hijacking truck at airport)
Monroe: “Thank you. Now run away. Come on, man... Run away.”
Dr. Ross: “Are you human?”
Travis: “I’ll be human later.”
Dr. Ross: “Are you feeding that ape a martini?”
Captain Bliss: “Mr. Halmoka, stop eating my sesame cake... Stop Eating My Sesame Cake!!!”
Amy: “Ugly gorillas. Go away.”
(Talking about laser communications device that has just been used to slice and dice the evil gorillas)
Monroe: “What the hell is that thing?”
Dr. Ross: “The latest thing in communications.”
Monroe: “I am your Great White Hunter, although I happen to be black.”
Monroe: “They just blew up the president’s car.”
Eddie: “That was the president’s car? Did they get him?”
Monroe: “That’s the bad news: no, they didn’t.”
Richard: “So, what was your name again?”
Claude: “Claude.”
Richard: “Oh. Well, that’s a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?”
Claude: “Mumbasa.”
Richard: “Yeah, that’s a very odd name for someone from Mumbasa.”
Claude: “Have you ever been to Mumbasa?”
Richard: “Um, no.”
Claude: “Then what do you know about it?”
Back to *C*.
