Sloan: “The city looks so peaceful from up here.”
Ferris: “Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.”
Cameron: “I think I see my dad.”
Ferris: “Cameron’s house is like a museum. It’s very cold, and very beautiful, and you’re not allowed to touch anything.”
Teacher: “Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?”
Simone: “Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
Teacher: “Thank you, Simone.”
Simone: “No problem whatsoever.”
Garage Attendant: “You guys got nothing to worry about, I’m a professional.”
Cameron: “A professional what?”
(Calling her mother’s office.)
Jeannie: “Katie Bueller please.”
(pause)
Jeannie: “Do you know where she went?”
(pause)
Jeannie: “Well, do you know when she will be back?”
(pause)
Jeannie: “Do you know anything?”
(Slams down the receiver)
(Calling the police about an intruder.)
Jeannie: “I am very cute, very alone, and very protective of my body. I don’t want it violated or killed, alright?”
(pause)
Jeannie: “Speak any English?”
(Slams down the receiver)
Back to *F*.
