(Lorna in labor, about to give birth)
Lorna: “Listen, I get married right now or there is no baby!!!”
Captain: “Do you spend all your time just looking for trouble!!!”
Martin: “No, actually most of the time it seems to know where I am.”
Roger Murtaugh: “What the hell?! Who’s this joker?”
Martin Riggs: “I don’t know, spokesman for the NRA, maybe.”
Roger Murtaugh: “What do we do?”
Martin Riggs: “Run him over.”
Roger Murtaugh: “What if he turns around and shoots us with that assault rifle?!”
Martin Riggs: “Well, he hasn’t yet. Have you thought about that?! Don’t be a don’t-be, be a do-be. C’mon Rodge, be POSITIVE.”
Roger Murtaugh: “WELL LET’S RUN HIM OVER!”
Martin Riggs: “Good, I’m glad you see things my way.”
Roger Murtaugh: “I hope he doesn’t turn around!”
Martin Riggs: “He won’t turn around. We’ll creep up on him. WILL him not to turn.”
Roger Murtaugh: “Will him?!”
Martin Riggs: “Yeah, power of positive thinking! C’mon, WILL him not to turn. DON’T TURN AROUND, DON’T TURN AROUND. C’mon, I need you man!”
Roger Murtaugh: “DON’T TURN AROUND!”
Martin Riggs: “That’s it! DON’T TURN AROUND! DON’T TURN AROUND! We’re better than him!”
Roger Murtaugh: “DON’T TURN AROUND!”
Martin Riggs: “YEAH! DON’T TURN AROUND! DON’T TURN AROUND!! He’s turning.”
(Handing Roger and Murtaugh their captain’s badges.)
Captain Ed Murphy: “This is one of the most painful experiences of my life.”
Lee Butters: “Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I’ve never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don’t know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if I did know anyone, I wouldn’t talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won’t talk to my daddy for three hours!”
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