Monk: “And the Lord spoke, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antiock towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
French Guy: “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
(Minstrel singing)
Minstrel: “Bravely bold Sir Robin, brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die,
oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes carved out, and his elbows broken. To have his knee cut split, and
his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and...”
Sir Robin: “THAT’S, that’s quite enough, Minstrel.”
Head Knight of the Knights Who Say "Ni": “We are no longer the knights who say ‘Ni.’ We are now the knights who say ‘Ikki Ikki Ikki Ikki, P’tang Zoopdah blohlfdsjfdslkjn.”
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