(After waking up from training simulation)
Neo: “I know Kung Fu!”
Neo: “There is no spoon.”
Cyper: “Buckle your seat belt, Dorothy. ‘Cause Kansas is going bye bye.”
Tank: “What do you need? Besides a miracle.”
Neo: “Guns. Lots of guns.”
(Neo walks through metal detector and it goes off)
Guard: “Alright, now I’ll need you to empty your pockets; loose change. . .”
(Neo opens his coat to reveal that it’s lined with lots and lots of guns)
Guard: “Oh shit!”
(Said by about most everyone in the movie): “You are ‘The One’.”
Cypher: “Everyone falls the first time.”
(Holding gun to an Agent’s head)
Trinity: “Dodge this.”
Morpheus: “Throughout time, mankind has depended upon machines to survive. It seems that fate is not without a sense of irony.”
(Neo tries a drink made by Dozer and chokes)
Cypher: “Good shit, huh? It's good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.”
Spoon Boy: “Do not try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize
the truth.”
Neo: “What truth?”
Spoon Boy: “There IS no spoon.”
Neo: “There is no spoon?”
Spoon Boy: “Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is you.”
Agent Smith: “You humans are a... virus. A disease that has infested this planet, and we are simply... the cure.”
Morpheus: “What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.”
Morpheus: “You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he expects to wake up. Ironically, that's not far from the truth.”
Morpheus: “I can only show you the door. You must walk through it.”
Neo: “Why do my eyes hurt?” Morhpeus: “Because you’ve never used them before.”
Morpheus: “There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.”
Morpheus: “Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream, Neo? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?”
Oracle: “I would ask you to sit down, but you won't anyway. And don't worry about the vase.”
Neo: “What vase?”
(Neo knocks vase over, which shatters on the ground)
Oracle: “That vase.”
Neo: “I'm sorry--”
Oracle: “I said, don't worry about it. I'll have one of my kids fix it.”
Neo: “How did you know I was going to break it?”
Oracle: “Oh, what's really going to bake your noodle later is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything to you?”
Oracle: "You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you."
Neo: "Who?"
Oracle: "Not too bright, though."
Agent Smith: “Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.”
Cypher: “I know what you're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking the exact same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the *BLUE* pill?”
Morpheus: “Stop trying to hit me and hit me!”
Agent Smith: “Never send a human to do a machine's job.”
Neo: “Are you telling me I can dodge bullets?”
Morpheus: “No. What I'm telling you, Neo, is that when you're ready, you won't have
to.”
Trinity: “My name's Trinity.”
Neo: “*The* Trinity? Who cracked the IRS d-base?”
Trinity: “That was a long time ago.”
Neo: “Jesus...”
Trinity: “What?”
Neo: “I just thought... you were a guy.”
Trinity: “Most guys do.”
Morpheus: “The Matrix is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.”
(Holding each other in death grips with guns pointed at the other’s head)
Agent: “You’re empty.”
Neo: “So are you.”
(Throw guns away and start fighting)
Back to *M*.
