Felix Unger: “In other words, you’re saying you want me to leave?”
Oscar Madison: “Not in other words! Those are the perfect words!”
Oscar Madison: “Murray, lend me twenty dollars or I’ll call your wife and tell her you’re in Central Park wearing a dress.”
(About how tense Felix is.)
Oscar: “Look at this. You’re the only man in the world with clenched hair.”
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