Chief Inspector Clouseau: “Does your dog bite?”
Hotel Clerk: “No.”
(Bowing down to pet the dog.)
Chief Inspector Clouseau: “Nice doggie.”
(Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand.)
Chief Inspector Clouseau: “I thought you said your dog did not bite!”
Hotel Clerk: “That is not my dog.”
Back to *P*.
