Han Solo (RotJ): “Well, why don’t you use your divine influence and get us out of this?”
Han Solo (SW): “Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I’d outrun ‘em.”
(Nobody’ s listening)
Han Solo (SW): “Don’t everyone thank me at once.”
Han Solo (SW): “Han Solo. I’m captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you’re
lookin’ for passage to the Alderaan system?”
Obi-Wan Kenobi (SW): “Yes indeed, if it’s a fast ship.”
Han Solo (SW): “Fast ship? You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?”
(Princess Leia gets her first look at the Millennium Falcon)
Princess Leia (SW): “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”
Luke (ESB): “I want my lamp back! I’m gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole!”
Yoda (ESB): “Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!”
Han Solo (ESB): “Well, Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.”
Princess Leia (ESB): “I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they’ve activated the energy shield.”
Han Solo (ESB): “That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.”
Princess Leia (ESB): “I don’t know where you get your delusions, laser brain!”
(Chewie laughs)
Han Solo (ESB): “Laugh it up, fuzzball!”
Obi-Wan Kenobi (PM): “You were banished for being clumsy?”
(After a pod racer crashes and explodes into a billion pieces.)
Beed (PM): “I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt!”
Qui-Gon Jinn (PM): “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
(Regarding returning to Otoh Gunga.)
Jar Jar (PM): “If me be returnin’, the Bosses will do terrible things to me! Tewwwwible
things!”
Qui-Gon Jinn (PM): “Do you hear that?”
(Rumbling heard in distance)
Jar Jar (PM): “Yeah.”
Qui-Gon Jinn (PM): “That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi (PM): “If they find us, they will CRUSH US, GRIND US into little pieces and the
BLAST US into oblivion!”
Jar Jar (PM): “Hmmm.... Yousa point well seen.”
(R2-D2 beeps loudly.)
C3PO (PM): “I beg your pardon. What do you mean I’m naked?”
Darth Sidious (PM): “This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans, Viceroy. Begin landing your troops.”
Nute Gunray (PM): “Ahhh, My Lord, is that.... legal?”
Darth Sidious (PM): “I will make it legal.”
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