Gas Station Emplyee: “I’m picking up your sarcasm.”
Richard: “That’s good ‘cause I’m laying it on pretty thick.”
(Richard’s car is destroyed by a deer)
Richard: “No way that just happened.”
Tommy Callahan Jr.: “I’ve seen some crazy stuff in my time, but that... was... AWESOME!!! Oh, sorry about your car, man.”
Tommy Callahan Jr.: “I passed!”
(Hugging a stranger)
Tommy Callahan Jr.: "I passed! I wish we’d known each other... this is a little awkward."
Back to *T*.
