Jon Stewart: “This highly anticipated Pokemon film opens tomorrow and is called Pokemon:The First Movie. The title is, depending on your age, either a promise or a threat.”
Jon Stewart: “The KKK adopts a highway. Joke’s on them: It’s black.”
(Reacting to a clip of Gore’s speech.)
Jon Stewart: “Did he concede? What do we do now? Did O.J. or Monica do anything today?”
(Talking of the 2000 Presidential Election.)
Jon Stewart: “Calling our coverage ‘Indecision 2000’ was a light-hearted jab. . . We had no idea that the people were going to run with that.”
(Mocking George W. Bush’s mispronunciation of subliminal as subliminable.)
Jon Stewart: “He must’ve been distracted, thinking about executing some criminables.”
Jon Stewart: “ABC is developing The Mole, in which a group of people engage in a series of challenges. The hitch is that one of them is trying to subvert the process. . . rumor has it it’s the person that keeps messing everything up.”
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