Dennis Miller: “Yesterday, Mike McCurry announced that he is stepping down as White House Press Secretary. Then, out of force of habit, he denied it.”
Dennis Miller: “NATO air strikes reportedly hit a hospital in Belgrade this week. A NATO spokesman explained the error by saying the hospital looked exactly like the Chinese embassy.”
Dennis Miller: “The father of the multiplex movie theartre died this week. . . His funeral will be held on Satruday at 12:30, 2:40, 6:30, and 10:15.”
Dennis Miller: “Keanu Reeves is expecting his first child. . . Keanu says he doesn’t care if it’s a chick or a dude as long as it’s, you know, cool.”
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