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EZ Streets

These are quotes from the tv show EZ Streets.


(After Jimmy shoots Dogface in the leg)
Jimmy: “You got medical insurance?”
(Gasping)
Dogface: “No.”
Jimmy: “Oh. Guess I should’ve asked first.”


(After Jimmy shoots Leo and Leo disappears)
Jimmy: “I put six bullets in the guy. You sayin’ I didn’t kill him?”
Mickey: “It wasn’t meant as a criticism.”


(After Leo disappears)
Jimmy: “This is not good.”


Quinn: “This gang have a name?”
Collero: “I call 'em the EZies.”
Quinn: “You call 'em that?”
Collero: “I coined it.”
Quinn: “They don't have a name for themselves?”
Collero: “I've never been close enough to ask.”
Quinn: “So why the EZies?”
Collero: “It's ironic.”
Quinn: “It is?”
Collero: “They control the Alphabet streets, all the way from A street to Z street.”
Quinn: “There is no Z street.”
Collero: “Yeah, well, there would be if the docks didn't cut around there.”
Quinn: “Last street 'fore the water is W.”
Collero: “So what are you saying we should call them? The Ewies. You think Ewies is a good name. You think Captain Geary can go to the chief and say we need more money to take down this real vicious gang. And the chief says What's their name? And the captain says the Ewies. You think the chief is going to go Oh no, no not the Ewies! Take all the money you need. Or do you think that the chief'll say get out of my office and take your candy-ass Ewies with you.”


Jimmy: “You read the manual?”
Mickey: “I didn’t steal the manual.”
Jimmy: “Then how do you know if you’re doin’ it right?”
Mickey: “I called up and asked.”
Jimmy: “You stole it, then you called ‘em up and asked ‘em how to use it?”
Mickey: “Jimmy it’s Radio Shack. They ain’t gonna lie.”


(While Mrs. Dogface is shooting out Jimmy’s bar)
Jimmy: “Who the hell is that?”
Mickey: “Mrs. Dogface.”
Jimmy: “You let Mrs. Dogface audition!!!???”
Mickey: “I thought she could use some help.”


Jimmy: “What kind of man sends another man dirt?”


(Absolute worst line in the show)
Janie: “I wanna be an angel, Daddy.”


Jimmy: “You know what time I had to get up??”
Danny: “Get up?”
Jimmy: “Stay up, get up, what’s the difference?”


Quinn: “I see you took a punch.”
Teresa: “I was in handcuffs.”
Quinn: “I can’t believe that you would allow yourself to get arrested.”
Teresa: "I wasn’t under arrest."


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