Frasier: “Now, let’s remember why you left Maris in the first place: you were tired of
groveling.”
Niles: “Yes, but I’m rested now.”
Niles: “She hasn’t changed the locks, she’s changed the dogs!!”
Frasier: “What if Maris is out of pills??”
(Niles starts laughing uncontrollably)
Niles: “I’m going to walk out that door with my head held high.”
Frasier: “Good for you. I’m going to run like hell out the front door.”
(After loud explosion in bathroom, walks out covered in foam)
Niles: “I’m fine. Just a little hot. . . and foamy.”
Back to *F*.
