Nina: “Hi, sorry to interrupt, but there’s a problem with the limo... it’s out of brandy.”
Finch: “Oh, I just remembered. You’re boring. And my legs work.”
Finch: “She dumped me after the other ornithologists gave her crap about going out with a guy named Finch.”
(After Nina accidentally gives Elliot her eye-drops for breath freshener.)
Nina: “Uh-oh. If these are my eye-drops, then what’d I give Jack?”
Elliot: “Minty fresh corneas?”
Back to *J*.
