Servo: “Well, whaddya know. A random citizen who can kick a werewolf’s ass.”
Servo: “Okay, what are we looking at and why are we looking at it?”
(A chase scene ensues on lethargic go-karts)
Crow: “Put your helmet on; we’ll be reaching speeds of 3!”
(Upon seeing the title: “IT Lives By Night”)
Crow: “Well, IT shouldn’t drink so much coffee!”
(Main character in movie gets attacked by invisible enemy)
Joel Robinson: “Oh look, they were too cheap to hire villains!”
(A character tells someone to set a device on “nuclear”)
Crow: “Oh great. What was it on before? ‘Defrost’?”
Mike: “Hi folks. Mike Nelson here. Crow and Servo are about to help me with the annual Satellite of Love safety check. You guys ready?”
Crow: ”Roger.”
Servo: ”Ramjet.”
Mike: ”Fire Extinguisher?”
Servo: ”Empty”
Crow: ”Shot is off in your face. Next.”
Mike: ”Okay. Flare gun?”
Servo: ”Did it.”
Crow: ”Shot it off in your face. Next.”
Mike: ”First Aid kit?”
Servo: ”Used it to treat your flare burns.”
Mike: ”Right. Parachute?”
Crow: ”Gym class.”
Mike: ”Life vest?”
Servo: ”Faulty.”
Mike: ”Ham radio?”
Crow: ”Mistook it for an actual ham.”
Mike: ”There, the Satellite of Love is completely unsafe. Hey, does anything work?”
Servo: ”Yeah, the toaster oven. We used it to bake the ham radio. Mmmm.”
Mike: ”Oh, okay. Well then. We’re dead. We’ll be right back.”
Crow: ”Come on, Mike, we’re gonna go stick our heads in the towel dispense.”
Servo: ”Weeee.”
(As the flying bat-thing flits and hovers around a character)
Crow: “Am I annoying you? Am I annoying you? I’m not touching you.”
Servo: “Accident?”
Joel: “No thanks.”
Crow: “Ah, the classic battle between Evil and -- the narrator.”
(Speaking for the Giant Gila Monster)
Joel: “...And the Lord said DIE CHILDREN DIE!!”
Servo: “Any movie with ‘wok-a-chicka wok-a-chicka’ in it is okay by me!”
Servo: “A pentagram and reindeer laughing. You figure it out.”
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