Abu: “Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!”
Homer: “Oooh, that’s bad.”
Abu: “But it comes with a free Frogurt!”
Homer: “That’s good!”
Abu: “The Frogurt is also cursed.”
Homer: “That’s bad.”
Abu: “But you get your choice of toppings.”
Homer: “That’s good!”
Abu: “The toppings contain sodium benzoate.”
(Homer looks puzzled)
Abu: “That’s bad.”
Homer: “I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!”
Chief Wiggum: “You know how it is with cops. I’ll get shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony.”
Back to *S*.
