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Saturday Night Live

These are quotes from the tv show Saturday Night Live.


Colin Quinn: “Tom Brokaw, appearing on the Today Show this week, upset viewers and homeless advocates when he said that he envied the extra sleep homeless people get. Brokaw later apologized for the insensitive comment, saying he was just bitter because they get all the good shopping carts.”


Tina Fey: “George Bush made his first Cabinet appointment today, naming Colin Powell his Secretary of Please Black People Don’t Hate Me.”


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