Mulder: “Tell me I’m crazy.”
Scully: “You’re crazy.”
Mulder: “So they’re here.”
Deep Throat: “Mr. Mulder, they have been here for a long, long time.”
Deep Throat: “Keep your friends close, Mr. McGrath, but keep your enemies closer.”
Scully: “Oh God, Mulder, it smells like . . . I think it’s bile.”
Mulder: "How can I get it off my fingers fast without betraying my cool exterior."
Mulder: “How did you know we were here?”
Indian: “I could smell you.”
Mulder: “My deodorant says it’s strong enough for a man even though it’s made for a woman.”
Scully: “Mulder, you’re paranoid.”
Mulder: “That’s only because everybody’s out to get me.”
Scully: “It appears to be male.”
Mulder: “Barely.”
(Talking to Spender)
Scully: “Listen, I gotta ask you a favor. Either you do it or I kill you. Understand?”
Mulder: “I brought you a present. It’s a video. Superstars of the Superbowls.”
Scully: “I knew there was a reason to live.”
Mulder: “You didn’t come here to raid my mini-bar, did you?”
(About the car door.)
Mulder: “I’m sure I locked it.”
Scully: “Must be an X-File.”
(After discovering a body cut in two.)
Scully: “Should we arrest David Copperfield?”
Mulder: “Yes, but not for this.”
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