Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
A day for firm decisions!!! Or is it??
A kibble is one thousand nibbles.
All generalizations are false.
All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Always keep a record of data - it indicates you've been working.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
Anything that begins well, ends badly. Anything that begins badly, ends worse.
Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and for profit.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Avoid reality at all costs.
Return to the Ship Sticker Launching Bay.
