Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Was today really necessary?
We are born naked, we, and hungy. Then things get worse.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Welcome to Texas, now go home.
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
When all else fails, lower your standards.
When in doubt, use brute force.
When things just can't get any worse, they will.
When you do a good deed get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
Where does it go? It doesn't matter. Flush it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
Who cares who's on board?
Why be normal?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Wouldn't it be nice if there was an Escape key for all of our problems?
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