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Yeah, there's a lot of stress here, but I'm not straining.

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

You can't be late until you show up.

You know it's a bad day when Suicide Prevention puts you on hold.

You know it's a bad day when the sun comes up in the west.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.

You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core . . . I like that in a person.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

Your lucky color has faded.

Your lucky number has been disconnected.

Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.

You've gotta die in creative ways.