Walk, walk, walk. SMASH!! OW!! Stupid table! *#$*#$*#!!! Walk, walk, walk. Hey, look! A pop! Glug, glug, glug. Ooooo, TV. Watcha watchin’? Oh. Nevermind. Walk away quickly. BAM!! *#%#*#%*$%!!! Stupid door!! Thump, crash, bam! Where’s that light switch? ARGH!! Blasted light!! Too bright!! Too bright!! Can’t . . . See. Bash! Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. RRRRRRR, Dumb bells!! Must . . . reach . . .desk . . . Flop. Sit down in chair. Aaaaahhhhhh, sigh. KaBam! Owie!! My knee!! Urgh! Where’s that letter? What??? Not here???? Smack self in forehead. Duh. Realize smacking self in forehead hurts. Realize also that Sammysam letter is in backpack. Get up from chair and surprisingly make it out of room without incident. Go thru kitchen. See fridge. Stomach gurgle. Must refuel. Find pickle. Happy. Continue on way to backpack. Get out binder. Find homework. Quickly stuff homework back out of sight and continue search. And continue search . . . Mission to backpack failed. Sit in middle of pile of everything that was once in backpack and try to remember what was done with Sammysam letter. Scan room. See envelope on desk. Go to desk. Pick up Sammysam letter that was by computer. Resist strong urge to destroy Sammysam letter. Go to sit down in comfy computer chair. CRASH!! Miss chair. *&$#@*%$#@ chair!! Hit chair. Shake hand while realizing hitting chair hurts, too. Resist strong urge to break chair. Parents look into room to check on insane child. See that insane child is only being normal self, continue to watch dumb TV show ignoring said child. Get up off floor and get in chair. Pouting terribly, take Sammysam letter out of envelope and read thru. Think about NickyChick in “The Fix.” HAHAHAHAHA!! Funny. Ahem, realize that not in letter. Proceed to answer Sammysam letter. . .
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