Emcee
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Willkommen, bienvenu, welcome!
Fremde, Etranger, Stranger!
Glucklich zu sehen, Je suis enchante, Happy to see you!
Bliebe, reste, Stay!
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Meine Damen und Heren,
Mesdames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Guten Aben, bon soir, Good evening!
Wie geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good?
Yeah, I bet you do!
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Ich bin euer Conferencier.
Je suis votre compere.
I am your host!
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So, life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here. Here, life is beautiful.
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Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie, und Helga…
Each and everyone--
A Virgin!
Outside it is winter, but in here it's so hot. Every night we have to battle with the
Girls to keep them from taking off all their clothings. So don't go away.
Who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!
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Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!
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Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome…
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!
Thank you! Bobby, Victor, Hans, Herman,
Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie,
Texas, Fritzie, Helga, Sally and
ME!!!!
Welcome to the Kit Kat Klub!!!
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So you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly marvelous roommate.
Some people have two people!
Two Ladies, Two Ladies, and I'm the only man, JA!
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We Switch Partners Daily to Play as We Please.
Twosies Beats Onesies, but Nothing Beats Threes 
I sleep in the middle. I'm left. Und I'm right!
But, there's room on the bottom if you drop in some night!
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But soon says a whisper,
"ARISE, ARISE!"
Tomorrow Belongs…
To ME!
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Money Makes the World Go Around…
A mark, a yen, a buck or a pound
A buck or a pound
A buck or a pound
Is all that makes the world go around,
That Clinking Clanking sound!
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If you happen to be rich and alone and you need a companion you can ring
Ting-a-Ling
For the Maid!
But when Hunger comes a rap, Rat-A-Tat, Rat-A-Tat at the Window…
Who's there?
Hunger!
Eew, Hunger!
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She's clever, she's smart, she reads music!
She doesn't smoke or drink gin…
Like I do!
Yet when we're walking together,
they sneer if I'm holding her hand.
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I understand your objections! I grant you the problem's not small!
But if you could see her through my eyes…
She wouldn't look Jewish at all!
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Meine Damen und Herren…Mesdames et Messieurs…
Ladies and Gentlemen…
Where are your troubles now? Forgotten? I told you so.
We have no troubles here!
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Here, Life is Beautiful!
Auf Wiedersehen! A Bientot…
