Joey
This is Joey O...otherwise known as Chode, Chodemaster, Chodenal, Joey-Jo-Jo, All-Star Cock, and CockMaster
One characteristic of Joe that sets him above the rest is his dedication to his work. He has an extremely valuable job at BestBuy. He has a tremendous amount of responsibility there, including organizing CD's, helping nerds on their constant quest for the newest and best video game selection, and using a Swiffer Sweeper to dust and clean the floors. If you ever try to steal from Best Buy, you can bet your sweet "A" that my man Joe will catch you.
Joey enjoys music as long as it is by Incubus or Three Doors Down. Anything other than that, and he is simply not interested. Joey could listen to "Kryptonite" for hours at a time. Whether it be the solid guitar or the fine vocals, this song, for some reason, really gets him hot!
This beautiful picture shows a perfectly sculpted parted haircut, but for some reason, he has gotten rid of the part, much to my dismay. So ladies, if you find Joey sexy strictly because of the part, you may be in for an unwelcomed surprise if you see him in the flesh, minus the part.