Malott
A.K.A Wang Chung (he prefers to be called Wang Chung, actually)
Wang Chung is another fellow resident of my dorm. I guess he's a decent guy, but he has some serious problems. His day consists solely of buying useless goods on Ebay and dipping and listening to Smashing Pumpkins. If you speak to him on AIM, be sure to check is away message for a quote from a depressed, sensitive song. I firmly believe that it is a cry for help...but who really cares?
Malott has a sister (pictured below) who pays us a
visit every now and then. We enjoy teasing Malott by telling him how hot
his sister is. (She will be mine...oh yes...she will be mine!)
*update* I now have Biology class with Malott's sister! Score!
Be that as it may, we still enjoy him because he
plays Airsoft, and is pretty funny.
Malott's sister 