PETE!
This is my good man Pete. Sometimes he is known was Wet Rat, Powerhouse Pete, or Sir Petes-a-lot. He enjoys activities including tennis, football, and whining.
Pete was the long-time lover of the beautiful Lindsay. Technically speaking, there relationship is on a temporary hiatus... since sixth grade But look for the smoldering emotions to quickly rekindle and turn into a blaze of love and commitment between these two destined lovers. I will be sure to keep you, my loyal viewers, in tune with any developments.
A word of warning regarding Pete. If he is ever in your presence, I suggest that you hide all of your snack food. Although small in stature, Pete has the appetite of a lion. It has been documented that on one instance, Pete consumed an entire bag if my Lay's KC Masterpiece chips (my favorite chip, by the way). I held a grudge against Pete for many moons, but I decided to let bygones be bygones and accept Pete once again.
Before an accident, Pete drove a car much like this. Know as the shaggin-wagon.