Castle Freak
A broken family moves into a castle that they recently inherited. Little do they know they also inherited the flesh-eating freak trapped in the basement. The best part of the movie was the main character was played by Jeffrey Combs, who we all know from Re-Animator. The bodies start hitting the ground toward the end, but the story kinda lagged until that point. Still entertaining though. 3 out of 5.
Characters:
- John Reilly: Father who accidently killed one of his children in a car crash years ago. Now he and what's left of his crumbling family move to a castle he just inherited.
- Susan Reilly: John's distant wife who holds a grudge against him for the car accident.
- Rebecca Reilly: The daughter of the family that was blinded in the car accident.
- Giorgio: The genetice freak that lives in the cellar of the castle. Runs out of food, so he eats whatever he comes across. Cats, cops and prostitutes mostly.
The Totals:
- Body Count: 8
- Weapons Used: A whip, a bottle, a nightstick, and a knife.
- Breast Shots: 2
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
- Ominous thunderstorms: 3
- Explosions: 0
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- Mirrors can randomly explode.
- freaks can disguise themselves as furniture.
- I don't think that's Santa...
- Police stations should never have open windows.