Ghosthouse

A group of people end up in an old house that has a history of paranormal acts of violence, like killer toy clowns, flying objects, and eploding glass. The coolest feature on this movie is the creepy carnval music that the ghosts qued right before they started up. There wre some pretty cool death scenes in the movie and decent characters. However, there for a while the movie dragged. If you dig the whole haunted house scene, check this one out. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Martha: Chick who knows better than to mess with a hunted house with killer toy clowns.
• Paul: Ham radio operator who traces an odd message to an old house. The house ends up being haunted and he is hit by a bus. Yes, hit by a bus.
• Susan: Motorcycle chic who is staying at the haunted house for a while. Defies the odds and survives.
• Mark: Another one of the people who is staying at the house. Falls into a giant deadly pit of what appears to be milk.
• Jim: Killed early on by a flying fan blade.
• Tina: Brat sister of Mark's who lis a lot. Gets sliced in half by a random guillotine in the ceiling.
• Pepe: A hitchhikeing black dude who decides to saty at the house. Ends up dead in a final reel.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: An axe, a mirror, a knife, a fan blade, a pitchfork, a hammer, a guillotine, and a hedge trimmer.
• Breast Shots: 0.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Whenever investigating old houses, beware of random guillotines in the ceiling.
• If the van is a rockin, it's not always a good thing.
• Ghosts tiddy up after trashing the place.
• Jars exploding is a sign that ghosts are in the room.