Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

I know that a lot of people hate this movie, but I thought it was decent. The thing that made this move watchable was the small details. I loved the stuffed cop that was used for a decoration. Small details like this set the mood as a maddening place that is unescable. Some of the things the freaks did made you do a double take and say 'what the fuck?' If you liked the Chainsaw series up till this point, then go ahead and check it out. If you'r more conserative about your horror movies, then skip it. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Jenny: Renée Zellweger! The only sane person in the whole movie.
• Vilmer: Matthew McConaughey! Tow truck driving psycho who kidnaps Jenny and her friends. Killed by a diveing plane.
• Leatherface: Tourched soul who dresses himself in human flesh and dresses.
• Darla: Vilmer's gal and just a nutty as the rest.
• WE: Speaks almost entirely in quotes. He's actually kind of funny.
• Heather: Airhead tart and a very bad driver. Head crushed.
• Barry: Asshole arrogant teen. Smashed in the head by a sledgehammer by Leatherface.
• Sean: Jenny's friend. Hit and repeatedly ran over by Vilmer.
• Rothman: The man who sponcers the freaks.

The Totals

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: A tow truck, a sledgehammer, a meat hook, a chainsaw, a cattle prod, a stick, fire, a plane, and a mechanical foot.
• Random Breast Shot:: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Swooping Planes of Death: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Flashlights are not very dependable.
• Never trust a man with a mechanical foot.
• An attacking trashbag!
• Small yellow planes are the best tools of asassination.