Willie Nelson. He's old. He's cool as hell. He's
responsible for some of the greatest treasures in the
history of recorded music. He's always got the KB. He
is the very embodiment of what the MMHOF is all
about.
How about legit toughman and noted "That
Guy" Danny Trejo? He's big, he's scary, and
like Willie, he's old. He's been in prisons
Johnny Cash hasn't even heard of, and was
a smack junkie when he was like eleven.
He's a four-star guy all the way around.
Plus, he's got really bad skin. Always a
bonus.
Lemmy. He's FUCKING LEMMY!!
Some people call him TV's Marc Price. To me, he'll always be hard living, hard drinking Skippy
Handleman. He might not look like much, but popular legend says that he once killed three guys from
the Foreign Legion with his teeth outside a donkey show in Guadalajara. Do you want a piece of
that? I didn't think so.
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Hunter S. Thompson. Dr. Gonzo. The wind beneath
my wings. This noted columnist and novelist has
more than likely invented new drugs during his
30-some-odd year reign of terror. If I ever want to go
on a four day peyote bender in the Mojave I know who
to call.
This is fine upstanding Canadian Dan Aykroyd. He
may not be the guy you immediately think of when
you think "rugged" or "shitkicking." His induction is
based solely on the fact that there is no one else
EVER who can claim to be both Blues Brother and
Ghostbuster. Unfortunately, he is Canadian. Sorry,
Danny.
The NUGE! The mastermind behind
"Stranglehold," "Cat Scratch Fever," and
the bad motorscooter that is "Free For All."
While he is the Motor City Madman, I'm
always afraid I'll meet my end when he
mistakes me for a deer frollicking in the
brush. I do have a fluffy tail, y'know.
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