I'm running out of clever things to write here! Yaaaay!

MEMPHIS JON...WAXIN' AND MILKIN'!

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And now...pictures of everyone's favorite Memphrican. BEHOLD...MEMPHIS JOOOOON!!!

Buckle up, kids...it's only gonna get gayer.

Jon demonstrating a technique the French call "Les Eyebrowes de Sasse."

Jon and I singing something manly.