And Now For Something Completly Different
| Graham Chapman
| Brother |
| Policeman |
| Defence attorney |
| British pedestrian |
| Mr. Harrison (Apricot) |
| The Colonel |
| 'Hell's Grannies' policeman |
| Jimmy Blankensop |
| Sir Edward Ross |
| Restaurant patron #1 |
| Letter Writer |
| Oliver St. John Mollusk |
| Mountie |
| Town Guild Lady |
| John Cleese
| Announcer |
| Hungarian Citizen |
| Self-Defence Teacher |
| Sir George Head |
| Policeman |
| Interviewer |
| Mr. Praline |
| Second General |
| Christopher Columbus |
| Mungo the Cook |
| Bank Robber |
| Accountant #2 (falling past the window) |
| Vocational Guidance Counselor |
| Vivian Smith Smythe Smith |
| Mountie |
| Town Guild Lady |
| Terry Gilliam
| Self-Defence Nun |
| Flasher |
| Uncle Sam |
| Caterpillar Man |
| Sign Holder |
| Conrad Poohs |
| Eric Idle
| Prosecutor |
| Marriage Counselor |
| Arthur Nudge |
| Self-defence student #4 (interested in pointed sticks) |
| 'Hell's Grannies' analyst |
| Arthur Wilson |
| Arthur Wilson Two |
| Nightclub Emcee |
| Linkman |
| First General |
| Restaurant Manager |
| Lingerie Shop Owner |
| Accountant #1 (falling past the window) |
| Fairy Godmother |
| Rita Fairbanks |
| Simon Zinc Trumpet Harris |
| Mountie |
| Lady With Cookbook |
| Terry Jones
| Stage Manager |
| Tobacconist |
| 2nd Hungarian Man |
| Squire |
| Self-defence student #3 |
| Tenant #1 |
| Flasher |
| Mouse Organist Ken Ewing |
| Fat Soldier |
| Waiter |
| Nude Organist |
| Brian |
| Nigel Incubator Jones |
| Michael Palin
| Gumby |
| Man with tape recorder |
| Phrasebook Author |
| Arthur Pewtey |
| Second self - defence student |
| Second Tenant |
| Lost His Wallet |
| Shrill Petrol Announcer |
| Milkman |
| Ernest Scribbler |
| Pet shop employee |
| Lumberjack |
| Headwaiter Gilberto |
| Herbert Anchovy |
| Blackmail Presenter |
| Gervais Brookhamster |
| Town Guild Lady |
| Carol Cleveland
| Deirdre Pewtey |
| Storyteller |
| Milkman Collector |
| Restaurant Patron #2 |
| Elspeth |
| Connie Booth | Voice of Self-Defence Nun |
| Best Girl |