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Asker
What in God's name is this?
Kojiro James
Its Hell... Er.. I mean its the Rocketto Dan inspired by other Question & Answer sites, such as the Conversatron, the Conversa-Wang, or Mar's Disco Inside My Head. You ask us a question, and one of our kidnapped celebrities will answer it.
Asker
Who are you people?
Gigasbolt
We....
Anberu M. Roquet
...are the...
Kojiro James
...Rocketto Dan!
Asker
Why didn't you use my question?
Kojiro James
It must have gotten lost in the mail.
Asker
So you use every question submitted?
Kojiro James
Yes.
Asker
Why?
Kojiro James
Because we have no lives and like to answer everything with a witty retort.
Asker
Can I have a personalized Asker icon?
Kojiro James
No. We need to save on space for our own crap. Gomen nasai.
Anberu M. Roquet
Of course, if Beru loves you much....
Kojiro James
No! Unless I approve it first. No more sneaking icons behind my back, Beru.
Asker
What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Kojiro James
42.
Asker
I'm gonna sue your ass off for offending me!!
Kojiro James
Oh? Talk with my lawyers....
Kojiro's Lawyers
Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!