| Calvin's Dad | |
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The ultimately wise master of knowledge, he is the father of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes. He knows how everything in the universe works. |
| Cartman | |
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He's not fat, he's big boned. The fat-assed kid from South Park. |
| Cats | |
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The infamous villain from Zero Wing. Teaches College English. And don't forget: "All your base are belong to us." |
| Chef | |
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The cool black guy from South Park. Sings songs about makin' looooove. |
| Miss Cleo | |
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Call her for your free readin' now. She is the real thing. No shit. Truthfully. She can see everything. We're not making this up. Its not a lie. She's psychic. Uses Tarot cards. What? Don't change that channel! Call now! Please? |
| Comic Book Guy | |
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Sarcasm and wit are two weapons that this guy carries close at hand. He runs the "Android's Dungeon". Knows mostly everything remotely sci-fi/fantasy. From The Simpsons. |
| Computey | |
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Some Random Guy's talking computer. From SomeRandomGuy.com. |
| Cookie Monster | |
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He's a monster. He loves cookies. Hence the name. From Sesame Street. |
| Crickets | |
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The incessant chirping of crickets after a bad joke or lame statement. |
| Crocodile Hunter | |
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Ya' don't know who the Croc Hunter is? Good grief, what are you, trapped under a rock? Star of his own show, The Crocodile Hunter on Animal Planet. Gets hurt, loves shoving his thumbs up an animal's ass. |
| Cthulhu | |
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An unknown evil who will bring about Armageddon. He cares little for human lives, or your questions. From H.P. Lovecraft's Call of the Cthulhu. |
