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NOTE FROM HAZIRAH:
This is Riester's (Rie!) entry for Question 4, describing the School Mates in DSK1BAM, in BAM 
Creativity Survey 5 on my site! It's a fic. ^-^  I put it on a separate file so that it looked 
neater. Riester's e-mail is [riesterchan@hotmail.com], send her some mail! *grins*
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Warning: really long. ^^;; I made this into a fan fic. ^^;; ]My first actual one! =P 
Wow. ^^].

>> Disclaimer:

Blahdy, blahdy . . . blah! ^^;; Anyways, BAM, as you already might know, is property 
of Enix.


[CTV Studios . . .]

Anyways:

Announcer: Family TV Program -- "Dancing Heroes!"
DJ Dangerous [my favorite DJ ever~! Go DJ Dangerous~! ^^;;]: And now for our feature 
presentation . . . featuring the host of hosts, James Suneoka~!

*James Suneoka doesn't appear*

DJ Dangerous: *coughs* -- featuring the host of hosts, James Suneoka!

*he still doesn't appear*

DJ Dangerous + audience: . . .

Announcer: I think it's time for a commercial break, ne?

DJ Dangerous: And now a word from ou --

Announcer: Errr . . . I mean news flash!

DJ Dangerous: *mad* *calms down* And now for an emergency broadcast!

*emergency broadcast shows up*

Banbi: *peace sign* 'Heyo~!
Betty: *winking* We're . . .
Candy: *big smile* the Schoolmates~!
Olive: *upset* Candy, "Schoolmates" was my line! *realizes that they're being recorded* 
Oh, ummm . . . We, the School Mates, are having a major project for Queen's High School 
called . . .
Candy: S.O.S.~! Support Our Schoolmates~!
Olive: *even madder* you interrupted me again!
Betty: *tugs on Olive* Olive, please calm down!
Banbi: *sighs* Anyway~! This project of ours is for funds! Like for gym equipment, 
especially for baseball! Which happens to be my favorite sport . . . *lights up* I 
also love strawberries but I can't stand  pictures of them and . . .
Betty:  . . . And _I_ love blue juice~! But I hate that other drink -- forgot its 
name --, makes me sick to my stomache! *sticks out tongue* We also need funds to 
improve the food in our cafeteria . . .
Candy: Bodybuilding's the sport for me! And we are in shortage of boyfriends! *winks*
Banbi: She's got that right! *winks too*
Betty: *stares at them* . . . Whatever . . .
Olive: Hey~! When do _I_ get a turn to speak out my mind?! Anyways, I'm Olive, and I 
simply adore animals! So please help save them _and_ the environment by helping us 
raise these funds!
Betty: Same goes for plants! Plant a tree in _your_ garden now!
Olive: And please call --
Candy: *peace sign* 555-000-SOSM~! *Olive is about to strangle Candy for interrupting 
her again while Betty tries to hold Olive back*
Betty: *whispers to Banbi* Pssst~! Banbi! Entertain the audience while I make Olive 
calm down!
Banbi: Errr . . . sure, Betty!

*Banbi [anime] sweatdrops and dances Cutie Hip-Hop for the audience with a semi-fake 
smile*

[Shorty's mansion . . .]

the old BAM/BAG 1 + 2 cast is watching

Strike: _This_ is an emergency broadcast?

the rest of the old BAM/BAG 1 + 2 cast shake their heads in unison

Comet: But their background music is cute! "Cherry Bomb~!"

Frida: Pretty funny, I guess. *shrugs arms*

Kelly: That blonde-haired girl looks awfully familiar . . .

Kitty-N: Funnier than _moi's_ show. But not as . . . immature . . .

Hiro: I've seen funnier things on the net!

Gas-O: *snickers* I've seen better sci-fi, but this thing's too damn funny!

Heat: By the way, Shorty . . . Three of them are thirteen -- that's your age, right?

Shorty: Yeah . . . so? . . .

Heat: So why do _you_ look like you're eight? --

*Shorty smacks Heat, leaving him unconcious*

[Elsewhere . . .]

James Suneoka: *dials number* Hello? Is this the S.O.S. hotline? Yes, I'm James Suneoka 
from the TV Show "Dancing Heroes".
Operator: And how would you like to help contribute, sir?
James Suneoka: Well, I'd like to have my own bar where I can tell people jokes and --
Operator: *hangs up*
James Suneoka: Hello? Hello?! *puts phone down in anger* Oh, well . . . I guess it's 
back to CTV . . .

>> Notes:

- James Suneoka was trying to look for a part-time job at the time, he wasn't exactly
  playing hookie [sp?]. Weird, but . . . that's my excuse of a pathetic storyline! ^^;;
- After Shorty got Columbo as a friend, I decided to make her obtain more friends. Thus
  the whole BAM/BAG 1 + 2 cast! ^^;; But not all of them are real friends of hers, some
  are just freeloaders [who I won't mention . . . I guess you know who, anyway =P]. =P