How to Find Brunei

I typed this up long ago, for anyone who didn't know where my country Brunei is situated. Not that anyone ever asks me where it is, but someone did tell me that this little guide was quite accurate. ^^;;

1 - Take out your world atlas. Come on, now, no dawdling. Your dog didn't eat it, I know because you don't have a dog. Ah, there it is, in your bag. Take it out now. Now, find Asia. That big continent over there. Can you find India? Over to the left you'll see Myanmar, and below that is Thailand. Over there, don't cover your eyes like that. Yes, that's it. Now look beneath it. Not the sea, the country. No, that's not Brunei, that's Malaysia. Now look at the big island to the right of it. Yep, that's Borneo. Now you're probably looking at Indonesia. Look further up. That's Malaysia. I mean, East Malaysia, don't look at me like that. And above that... not the sea... but Brunei! There! You've found Brunei!

2 - Ask a geography teacher.

3 - Go to a search engine and type in "Brunei map".

4 - For those of you who are in Brunei, look around you and say, "I've found Brunei." Satisfied?

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...Brunei, SE Asia... and I've had this page for so long...