Der Wee-yerd Payj

[if yoo ar kon-fyusd, hy-lyt der hole payj]
[if you are confused, highlight the whole page... trust me!]

Wee-yerd, ryt? Yoo mahst thingk daht iy ehm mehd! Wich iy ehm, ohf cors!
Weird, right? You must think that I am mad! Which I am, of course!

Iy ser-powze yoov now-tist hau for-in dis payj luks. Iy-ther daht ohr iym ehks-treem-lee behd eht spehl-ling. If yoo ar er-noyd, leev! Yohr ah-ther ohl-ter-nay-tiv is too hy-lyt der hole payj. Baht ber-leev me, ty-ping dis iz ohl-mowst ehs hard ehs ree-ding it.
I suppose you've noticed how foreign this page looks. Either that or I'm extremely bad at spelling. If you are annoyed, leave! Your other alternative is to highlight the whole page. But believe, me, typing this is almost as hard as reading it.

Downt wer-ree, thow. Ahf-ter sahm tym, dis wil ohl bee ow-ver ehn iyl bee ty-ping kow-rek-lee.
Baht... dahz-zern dis gi-mik mayk yoo think?
Don't worry, though. After some time, this will all be over and I'll be typing correctly.
But... doesn't this gimmick make you think?

Ow, waht-eh-ver. Iy shud haf nown thaht pee-perl wil hayt dis. Ow wehl. May-bee nehks tym...
Oh, whatever. I should have known that people will hate this. Oh well. Maybe next time...

Finally!

(luks lyk iy lohst my myn)
(looks like I lost my mind)

Liht-terl ohr bihg, der lahst ahp-dayt wohs ohn 31-May-2002 | HOWM
Sow hard too typ! ^^;;