Words to Live By...

Here are some words to hopefully help you through life:

• Don't pet the sweaty stuff, and don't sweat the petty stuff.
• Most things are petty.
• Sweaty stuff is ok sometimes.

Think things are pretty bad, do ya?

• "I once complained I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet."
  - Anonymous

Has the world taken a dump on you?

• There must be a pony around somewhere, then.